[S1 Ep 26] Getting Real Tea with Sheridan Campbell
Producer : In 5,4,3,2,1 and we are live
Camera pans on Amy coming out onto the studio.
The audience cheers and claps with excitement.
Amy : Hi, y’all,*smiles at the camera* and welcome back to another episode of Getting Real Tea. I’m your host, Amy Lopez *sighs* and let’s get started. So, as ya’ll know I am an obsessed fan of the show the Real Housewives of Beverly Beach. Week after week I tune in to see all the drama unfold and hunni this season is absolutely amazing and entertaining to watch. We’ve got some newbies this year and they are bringing the heat y’all *chuckles*. Please give a warm welcome to the newest cast member, Sheridan Campbell from the Real Housewives of Beverly Beach.
As Sheridan comes out the audience cheers with excitement.
Sheridan : *waves* hello! Lovely to meet you Amy!
Amy : Nice to meet you too, Sheridan. You look very gorgeous, hunni *smiles and flips hair*. How are you doing ?
Sheridan : I’m doing great Amy!
Amy : That’s so great to hear, Sheridan. Then, we shall get started*smiles*.
Amy reads from her cue cards
Sheridan : laughs* oh for sure. It’s not a secret that I’ve appeared on the show in the past and honestly I’ve been asked to test film for a main role in the past but we just weren’t interested…I think I let them into my life at the right time!
Amy : Got it, so it was the right time then for you to join Real Housewives of Beverly Beach for season 4.
Amy reads from her cue cards
Sheridan : Ren obviously was most welcoming at first because she was my best friend for years! Least welcoming at the beginning was definitely Elyse; her and her lap dog Grace had such a stank attitude…
Amy : Oh, *makes face* I see Sheridan *flips hair*.
Amy reads from her cue cards
Sheridan : My initial reaction was that the ladies were being extremely WEIRD. Elyse and Lorelei were going back and forth about Elyse being hurt by Lorelei who revealed she was a coke abuser at last seasons reunion…but she was being all cryptic about it and didn’t want to say it on camera…so I blurted it out. *laughs*
Amy : Hmm… I see, Sheridan.
Amy reads from her cue cards
Sheridan : I was bored honestly. They weren’t saying the REAL issue. They were talking in circles and so much footage was cut of them going back and forth without saying the issue so I blurted it out. I don’t regret it. Elyse loved cocaine. *shrugs*.
Amy : Okay, Sheridan got it.
Amy reads from her cue cards
Sheridan : Well I kind of was feeling the ladies out for the first couple of episodes and then I began to notice fairly quickly the source of the drama — you can expect me to call it out all season and for the other women to magically ignore me telling them the truth until the end of the season where I am vindicated.
Amy : Ooh, that’s really quite interesting Sheridan. Can’t wait to see all of that unfold on screen. Moving on to a game called *Who’s who”. I’ll be reading you a number of sentences and you’ve got to name any of you’re cast members. Got it ?
Sheridan : *nods* got it
Amy : Let’s get started then *smiles and winks*.
Sheridan : Okay flip flopper…I would say Ren. She was pretty much everywhere I was this season and totally acted as if the same conversations I heard were new to her and that she wasn’t privy to multiple conversations that she was privy to. It’s like she was told by production to ignore actual factual events to steer the plot. *laughs* you’re getting 100% honest and transparent answers from me today babe.
Amy : Ooh, okay !! Didn’t think that would be you’re answer, Sheridan *chuckles*.
Amy reads from her cue cards
Sheridan : The biggest lying wench instigator is Auntie Patricia.
Amy : *Eyes widen* O-okay then, Sheridan.
Amy reads from her cue cards
Sheridan : *laughs* myself and Lorelei. A lot of ladies have some true misses; especially Grace.
Amy : Both of you ladies have amazing fashion taste, Sheridan *smiles and tucks hair behind ear*.
Amy reads from her cue cards
Sheridan : Patricia and Grace mostly *laughs* they both usually look a mess.
Amy : Ooh *makes face*.
Sheridan : *laughing*
Amy reads from her cue cards
Sheridan : Definitely Patricia *laughs* She starts the most shit and blames it on everyone else.
Amy : *Eyes widen*
Amy reads from her cue cards
Sheridan : Imani throws a lot of shade but has a heart of gold; shady by the way they move is Grace. She ignores facts and yells and screams and throws fits.
Amy : Ooh *covers mouth*. I’m getting all the tea today folks, it seems like it *giggles*.
Sheridan : *Laughs*
Amy reads from her cue cards
Sheridan : Well I obviously had a friendship with Ren but throughout the season I got closest to Lorelei and Lauren.
Amy : Aw, that’s so sweet. Can’t wait to see more moments between ya ladies on screen. So, to sum up season 4 of Real Housewives of Beverly Beach in just 3 words ? What are they ?
Sheridan : Insane, unnerving and intense.
Amy : Ooh I’m so intrigued by you’re choice of words, Sheridan. That being said thank you so much for joining me on an episode of Getting Real Tea, Sheridan. It’s been a pleasure having you here today.
Sheridan : Thanks for having me.
Amy : You’re welcome, hunni *smiles and winks*. Thank you to the audience you have tuned in today. See ya on the next episode *waves at the camera*.
Camera pans out of the studio as Sheridan and Amy are taking a selfie together.
